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Tony has joined.

Tony: Hey Loki.

Loki: Stark.

Tony: So, whatcha up to?

Loki: Why do you care?

Tony: Oh, no reason.

~Tony scoots his computer closer to Loki~

Loki: Erm…..

Thor: What are you doing, Stark?

Tony: Nuttin…he he…

~Thor scoots closer to Loki on the opposite side~

Tony: : o

Thor: What… -.-

Tony: ….You know he's mine, right?

Loki: What?

Thor: No way! He's my brother!

Tony: Exactly! Your love is forbidden if you're brothers!

Thor: We aren't blood brothers!

Tony: Well you treat each other like one!

Thor: It is not too late to change that!

Tony: ORLY?

Loki: Ladies, ladies, I know I'm irresistible but…

Tony: YOU'RE MINE!

Thor: YOU'RE MINE!

Tony: Jinx!

Thor: What?

Tony: Yo mamas so old she saw Mr. Clean with an afro!

Thor: What are you talking about! Who is this Mr. Clean!

Tony: Yo mama so hairy King Kong is jealous!

Thor: What!

Loki: …..He's good.

Thor: Grr….Your mother is so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Tony:  Yo mamas so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

Thor: Your mother is so old I told her to act her age and she died!

Tony: Yo mamas so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THIS!"

Loki: OK ladies, come on. Seriously?

Tony: IT'S THE YO MAMA WAR!

Thor: I AM WINNING!

Tony: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!

Thor: YOUR MOTHER IS SO DIRTY SHE MAKES MUD LOOK CLEAN!

Tony: YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE GOT BANNED FROM THE SEWAGE FACILITY BECAUSE OF SANITATION
WORRIES!

Thor: YOUR MOTHER IS SO POOR I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET, I ASKED HER WHAT
SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID "MOVING."

Tony: YO MAMAS SO POOR WHEN SHE GOES TO KFC SHE HAS TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS!

Loki: ENOUGH!

Tony: …

Thor: …

Loki: Hmph.

Tony: ….So who do you pick?

Thor: Me, of course!

Tony: What makes you think that!

Thor: He's known me longer than you!

Tony: That doesn't mean you look NEARLY as hot as me!

Thor: Do you have beautiful hair? I think NOT!

Tony: WHAT DOES HAIR HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!

Thor: EVERYTHING!

Tony: MY EYES ARE PRETTIER!

Thor: MY HAIR IS PRETTIER!

Tony: MY HEART IS PRETTIER!

Thor: MY – WAIT WHAT?

Tony: MY HEART IS PRETTIER! DUH!

Thor: YOU HEART GLOWS FOR ODIN'S SAKE!

Tony: EXACTLY!

Loki: I'm out of here….

Loki has left (disconnected)

Tony: …

Thor: …

Tony: Oh great, you scared him off.

Thor: ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A GLOWING HEART!

Tony: IT'S SO PRETTY!

Thor: FOR A WOMAN!

Tony: *Le gasp* HOW DARE YOU!

Thor: THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW!?

Tony: EVERYTHING!

Thor: LIKE ACT PRETTY!

Tony: OF COURSE! YOU KNOW LOKI LIKES ME BETTER!

Thor: WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT!

Tony: I DIDN'T BETRAY HIM!

Thor: WHAT! I DIDN'T EITHER!

Tony: OH SUURE YOU HAVEN'T, SPARKY!

Thor: I DIDN'T! AND YOU CALLING HIM REINDEER GAMES PROBABLY DOES NOT RAISE THE LIKE LEVEL!

Tony: PIG!

Thor: PLAYBOY!

Tony: EXACTLY!

Thor: UGH!
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Number five.

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phoenixjewls's avatar
Tony: PIG!

Thor: PLAYBOY!

Tony: EXACTLY!
Lol Tony